From the Snark-O-Tron 8300.

I did not write any of the below comments. All the work was done for me by the Snark-O-Tron 8300. Thanks Snark-O-Tron 8300!

• The most disturbing thing about Tankboy is that on his birthday, he performed the Heimlich maneuver on a grad student at UC Santa Cruz.
  
• Why are people denying that Rip Torn and Tankboy are dating? I mean, they're always saying ''Guess what? We're dating''.
  
• The most annoying thing about Tankboy is that he thinks he's Bob Barker, but he's really more like Treat Williams.
  
• Imagine Tankboy. Now imagine Tankboy gently stroking Estelle Getty.
  
• I think I'd be really turned on if Tankboy was caught having sex with Edie from Desperate Housewives.
  
• If Tankboy and Donald Trump from The Apprentice had a conversation, it would probably go like this:
  Tankboy: Hey Donald Trump.
  Donald Trump: Yeah?
  Tankboy: I'm your father.
  
• If Tankboy and Maria Boren had a conversation, it would probably go like this:
  Tankboy: Hey Maria Boren.
  Maria Boren: Yeah?
  Tankboy: I made out with Tankboy last night.
  Maria Boren: Word.
  
• If Tankboy and Regis and Kelly had a conversation, it would probably go like this:
  Tankboy: Hey Regis and Kelly.
  Regis and Kelly: Yeah?
  Tankboy: I find you very attractive.
  
• Hey Tankboy. Stop trying to be funny. You suck and I hate you.

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